A Reminder

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 05/28/2018 at 22:43 • Filed to: None

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Watch out for police impersonators, who impersonate police officers for a living.

The majority of private security guards are power tripping assholes who didn’t have the qualifications to become police officers, so they play dress up and wear tactical uniforms with the closest thing to “police” written on them.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 05/28/2018 at 22:55

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Also: never trust a man with a short-bed pickup.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/28/2018 at 22:57

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that is me isn’t it?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/28/2018 at 22:58

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even if it’s a Suzuki Mighty Boy?

wafflesnfalafel > jkm7680 05/28/2018 at 23:00

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beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > jkm7680 05/28/2018 at 23:01

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non-emergency?

I swear they should just write “ not the POLICE ”

sony1492 > jkm7680 05/28/2018 at 23:06

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Another reason is that getting a guard card isn’t hard(in ca). Do a lengthly but simple online course, some paperwork, fingerprints scanned, and boom your a renta-cop

AestheticsInMotion > wafflesnfalafel 05/28/2018 at 23:07

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On the local classifieds

Maxima Speed > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 05/28/2018 at 23:14

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They can’t do that because then it says “Police” on it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 05/28/2018 at 23:14

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Yes. Specifically ur face

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/28/2018 at 23:18

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specifically ur mom and ur 8,000+~ crustacean siblings.

Chariotoflove > jkm7680 05/28/2018 at 23:45

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I haven’t ever spoken directly with mall cops to know how many have a power trip thing, but it cracks me up the extent to which some companies work to make their cars look as much like squad cars as possible.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > jkm7680 05/28/2018 at 23:59

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Dummy in a fake cop car, like a real stuffed dummy.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > jkm7680 05/29/2018 at 00:53

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Heh. I love “public safety enforcers”. Especially when there wasn’t even any “public” to keep “safe”. When they get mad I just go “Oh yeah? Well if you call the police right away then I’ll only have about a 3 minute head start. See ya!”. And that was in the old 1997 monte carlo.....God forbid I harassed them in my ST. Those poor Jeep compasses.

Fucking paul blart lookalikes worshipping the badge of public safety but embrace exactly NONE of the responsibility. I never ever EVER see them helping someone with a jump start or changing a tire or helping a kid find their parents. Meanwhile I was checking out a low tire warning in the rain on my fiesta and the cops made sure I was back on the road in a safe manner and held an umbrella over me while I filled up a tire. Another gave me a ride home in a snowstorm when I was walking home from a bar. Another helped give me a push when my car died at an intersection. Yeah, there is plenty wrong with the police force on the whole, but there are still plenty who understand that they exist as a public service. Those rent-a-bullshit assholes just need to admit they just exist to harass and not really enforce anything.

/rantover